True Sayings

True Sayings
"Nigeria was never on top of the map when
God said, 'Let there be light'."
Albert Einstein (1938)
"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor,
but allowing it to swell before drinking is
Poverty.
Isaac Newton (1842)
"He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry."
Adolf Hilter (1996)
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing
on your testicles that you realise that there
are ways of solving problems without
violence."
Aristotle (1762)
"Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of plantain without tasting any."
Queen Elizabeth (1945)
"He who unwraps a sharwama before
tasting it cannot keep a secret."
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
"Any man that uses his teeth to cut 'shaki'
from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open
is not afraid of anything."
Martin Luther King Jnr (1900).
"Anyone who thinks he has many enemies
has never been with a mountain of fire
member."
William Shakespeare (1788).
"Anyone who graduated without
experiencing strike probably has never
been to Nigeria."
Lord Lugard (1904).
"He who refuses to classify 'agege' bread
and 'akara' as a type of sandwich is a
racist."
Martin Luther king Jnr (1931).
"Any man who drinks 'alomo' bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable of
murder."
Obasanjo(1999)
"Anyone who puts stew on 'jollof' rice has
trust issues."
Fela Kuti (1979)
"Anyone that reads this without laughing,
that person is looking for a job."
Barrack Obama (2014)