Tuesday 25 March 2014

comedy time

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost
in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of
the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if
they pass a trial. The first step was to go deep into the
forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The
three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I
brought 10 apples."
Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to
swallow the fruits without any expression on your face
or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the
second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries.
When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to
himself that this should be easy.... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and
on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was
killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in heaven and the
Yoruba man asked, "Why did you laugh? You almost got
away with the trial."
The Igbo man replied, "I couldn't help it, when I saw the
Hausa man coming with Watermelons!"

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