Funny

Stella obasanjo died& went to heaven as she stood in front of st peter @ d pearly gate she saw huge wall of clock behind her.She asked what are all those clocks? "st peter answered"those are lie-clock,evry one on earth has his/her own lie-clock,evrytym u tell a lie the hand on ur clock moves."oh said stella"whose clock is that?"that's bishop Ajayi crowther's clock"the hand have never moved indicating that he has never told a lies"incredible said stella & whose is that?"that's Nnamdi azikwe clock,the hand have moved twice telling us that Zik told only 2 lies,,where is my husband obasanjo's clock? asked stella"'obasanjo's clock is in jesus office he's using it as a ceiling fan because of its high speed.